{Oh, Look! A English Muffin Eating Monkey!}

{And I've been telling myself the creativity was sucked out of my brain...}

Okay. As blogging-failure {part-time}, I've decided to suddenly tell you that I am alive and dump this on you:

I got a pixie-cut! It was shoulder-length before, and I'll post pictures probably tomorrow or so.

I have some special things planned for y'all {I promise I haven't been totally in-active while I haven't been blogging....}

{I think it's snowing... no, this wasn't one of the important things, but I just noticed a snowflake. I'm still flushing an ice cube down the toilet, however}

My birthday is coming up soon!

And.... ya. I have plenty of mental blog posts ready for y'all, I just haven't had time to take pictures. {Yes, pictures! How exciting! I haven't taken/posted pictures in two months and eighty one days {not to be exact.}}

I think that's it. My dry brain is begging for juice {it actually hurts--I need to write more} so I better go and watch another Psych {recently found.... I'm watching the episodes on Netflix}