{And I've been telling myself the creativity was sucked out of my brain...}
Okay. As blogging-failure {part-time}, I've decided to suddenly tell you that I am alive and dump this on you:
I got a pixie-cut! It was shoulder-length before, and I'll post pictures probably tomorrow or so.
I have some special things planned for y'all {I promise I haven't been totally in-active while I haven't been blogging....}
{I think it's snowing... no, this wasn't one of the important things, but I just noticed a snowflake. I'm still flushing an ice cube down the toilet, however}
My birthday is coming up soon!
And.... ya. I have plenty of mental blog posts ready for y'all, I just haven't had time to take pictures. {Yes, pictures! How exciting! I haven't taken/posted pictures in two months and eighty one days {not to be exact.}}
I think that's it. My dry brain is begging for juice {it actually hurts--I need to write more} so I better go and watch another Psych {recently found.... I'm watching the episodes on Netflix}
01 March 2013
06 February 2013
Letters from Stabby {I am sorry, I truly am}
Some of you might have heard of Stabby, the obnoxious-ly ''funny'' unicorn..... if you haven't, check out his interview by Storyteller on Dragonmaster. For more, Stabby {and I} also guest posted here:
C-L-I-C-K ON IT! CLLLLIIIIICCCCKKKK!
As you see, Stabby is one to be weary of. :p But for blogging reasons in the future you have to get to know him. So, enjoy his letters.
~Madeline {I write some of Stabby's letters and the rest he writes himself. Please excuse misspelling or grammar on his part.}
dear readers,
hello. my name is stabby {the awesome and manly unicorn of fiery death}. in case you are mistaking me with that unicorn above, i excuse you. such a small and girly unicorn should be pitied, but you shod know: i am much handsomer.
madeline told me i had to post. isn't that horrible? she tells me i'm a unicorn of rank [forty-two, the unicorn head laburbery rode in the war of the magical unicorns] but she strips me of my dignity and makes me type on those little things you call keyboards anyway. the shame of it all.
madeline told me to include one of my letters to my chipmunk cousins. i think she finds those expessioually awesome since i lick them with my magical glitter unicorn spit to make it seal.
stabby the awesome and manly unicorn of fiery death
***
dear chipmunks,
how is bertha one doing? did the oldest, bertha too fall out yet? you told me she was going to any second now. stupid lettle thing.
madeline told me you might be offended at the above. btw, it was mint as a compliment.
i've incased five more coins. madeline's ''toy'', that little red ''elmo'' keeps stealing my coins, or i would have given you celestive bronze. don't fear, i'll get that little red midget some day. and when i do, i'll send you the skin to use as blankets for the little ones.
madeline baked a pie today. incase you where wondering, today i ete too tacos, one apple, a whole bunch of hay {i admit, i have lost my dignity while being in this uncivilized area madeline calls house.}, and madeline's bed frame. she attempted topunch me groom my soft silvery white fur while proclaiming: ''your stabbiness''. she simply ''adores'' me {in a form of punching, kicking, and hiding pies}.
dora's on. i wouldn't have left you for anything but my beautiful dora. please excuse me.
stabby the awesome and manly unicorn of fiery death
***
The authors of ''Letters from Stabby {I am sorry, I truly am}'':
---------
Madeline simply refuses to believe her fiction character, Stabby, does not exist. With a warm heart but strict ideas, Madeline takes care of Stabby. {However, she still does regret the fact she decided to take care of Stabby until his owner, Alissa, could retrieve him}
Stabby is just absurd. There's nothing really to tell you about him except that if you ever see him STAY AWAY {he's addicted to human hair. Yes, Madeline is trying to cure him of this illness}.
P.S. Picture is from Pinterest.
C-L-I-C-K ON IT! CLLLLIIIIICCCCKKKK!
As you see, Stabby is one to be weary of. :p But for blogging reasons in the future you have to get to know him. So, enjoy his letters.
~Madeline {I write some of Stabby's letters and the rest he writes himself. Please excuse misspelling or grammar on his part.}
dear readers,
hello. my name is stabby {the awesome and manly unicorn of fiery death}. in case you are mistaking me with that unicorn above, i excuse you. such a small and girly unicorn should be pitied, but you shod know: i am much handsomer.
madeline told me i had to post. isn't that horrible? she tells me i'm a unicorn of rank [forty-two, the unicorn head laburbery rode in the war of the magical unicorns] but she strips me of my dignity and makes me type on those little things you call keyboards anyway. the shame of it all.
madeline told me to include one of my letters to my chipmunk cousins. i think she finds those expessioually awesome since i lick them with my magical glitter unicorn spit to make it seal.
stabby the awesome and manly unicorn of fiery death
***
dear chipmunks,
how is bertha one doing? did the oldest, bertha too fall out yet? you told me she was going to any second now. stupid lettle thing.
madeline told me you might be offended at the above. btw, it was mint as a compliment.
i've incased five more coins. madeline's ''toy'', that little red ''elmo'' keeps stealing my coins, or i would have given you celestive bronze. don't fear, i'll get that little red midget some day. and when i do, i'll send you the skin to use as blankets for the little ones.
madeline baked a pie today. incase you where wondering, today i ete too tacos, one apple, a whole bunch of hay {i admit, i have lost my dignity while being in this uncivilized area madeline calls house.}, and madeline's bed frame. she attempted to
dora's on. i wouldn't have left you for anything but my beautiful dora. please excuse me.
stabby the awesome and manly unicorn of fiery death
***
The authors of ''Letters from Stabby {I am sorry, I truly am}'':
---------
Madeline simply refuses to believe her fiction character, Stabby, does not exist. With a warm heart but strict ideas, Madeline takes care of Stabby. {However, she still does regret the fact she decided to take care of Stabby until his owner, Alissa, could retrieve him}
Stabby is just absurd. There's nothing really to tell you about him except that if you ever see him STAY AWAY {he's addicted to human hair. Yes, Madeline is trying to cure him of this illness}.
P.S. Picture is from Pinterest.
27 January 2013
{please insert creative title here}
We have too many mugs,
But not nearly enough spoons,
Our dog eats paper,
And our phones are missing,
Oh, what's a family to do?!?!
*Woes of my family. And no, I don't know how to rhyme. :p*
But not nearly enough spoons,
Our dog eats paper,
And our phones are missing,
Oh, what's a family to do?!?!
*Woes of my family. And no, I don't know how to rhyme. :p*
20 January 2013
Life is a Fairytale.
How do I describe it? Yes, the simplest way is: life is a fairytale.
Yes, this fairytale has villains. Yes, this fairytale has
You. You get to be the main character in a fairytale. Will you be a good one, or a bad one? Are you a main character you'd like to read about? If not, become one. You get to shape your own fairytale, because you are the one who makes the choices.
Except, with this fairytale, there is no author. Will that be a blessing or a curse?
Fairytales are adventurous. Life is an adventure. Can you believe it? Sometimes I wonder how our hands work so beautifully... marvel at how wonderfully we were made. That is just part of your fairytale.
In this fairytale, there are so many bad things that happen/will happen. But that's how a fairytale goes. Keep on going, because a fairytale never ends. The author just stops writing.
Luckily for you, your fairytale has no author.
15 January 2013
NYR-In progress, finished, not started.
I told you I'd create something creative for you to read, didn't I? Didn't I? ;D
So here it is.
NYR {New Year's Resolutions}- in progress, finished, not started.
Every month I'll post which of my New's Year's Resolutions are finished or in progress, and then the ones I have yet to finish.
The ''in progress'' lane of life
1. go a year without soda.
4. redo my room
6. write at least 6 books this year
7. finish my Snow White book series {it's a little bit hard to do that with half books}
8. start working on a book themed in the modern world
9. write in different tenses {for my books} than the first person
12. learn to iceskate well
29. get more active
So yes, my in progress is small and sad. I blame it on the small lane. ;D
Not Started
2. learn to draw a decent boy
3. start an etsy shoppe
5. keep track of the books i've read
10. blog everyday {Sunday and holidays excluded}
11. Write a letter to myself or anybody everyday
13. make an amazing snow fortress
14. blog about my amazing fortress
15. have a snowball fight
16. comment on at least half of the blogs I read when they post
17. buy myself a computer with my own money
18. give Christmas presents to my family, grandfather, and uncle
19. get a pixiecut
20. memorize verses that really speak to me
21. have a big sponsor giveaway
22. give something i made/bought of some value on one of my blogs
23. write about my feelings more often on this blog
24. buy a pointe-shoe ornament
25. buy at least 3 new ornaments for my Christmas tree
26. buy/recieve a modcloth dress
30. memorize songs word for word
31. read the Bible weekly, if not daily {because i struggle with this}
32. design somebody's blog
33. pray before each meal, wether in public or not
Finished:
28. buy/recieve a nookfire {Jessie wins}
Woop-de-doo, my finished part is barely started! Hopefully I'll have something more by Febuary.
So here it is.
NYR {New Year's Resolutions}- in progress, finished, not started.
Every month I'll post which of my New's Year's Resolutions are finished or in progress, and then the ones I have yet to finish.
The ''in progress'' lane of life
1. go a year without soda.
4. redo my room
6. write at least 6 books this year
7. finish my Snow White book series {it's a little bit hard to do that with half books}
8. start working on a book themed in the modern world
9. write in different tenses {for my books} than the first person
12. learn to iceskate well
29. get more active
So yes, my in progress is small and sad. I blame it on the small lane. ;D
Not Started
2. learn to draw a decent boy
3. start an etsy shoppe
5. keep track of the books i've read
10. blog everyday {Sunday and holidays excluded}
11. Write a letter to myself or anybody everyday
13. make an amazing snow fortress
14. blog about my amazing fortress
15. have a snowball fight
16. comment on at least half of the blogs I read when they post
17. buy myself a computer with my own money
18. give Christmas presents to my family, grandfather, and uncle
19. get a pixiecut
20. memorize verses that really speak to me
21. have a big sponsor giveaway
22. give something i made/bought of some value on one of my blogs
23. write about my feelings more often on this blog
24. buy a pointe-shoe ornament
25. buy at least 3 new ornaments for my Christmas tree
26. buy/recieve a modcloth dress
30. memorize songs word for word
31. read the Bible weekly, if not daily {because i struggle with this}
32. design somebody's blog
33. pray before each meal, wether in public or not
Finished:
28. buy/recieve a nookfire {Jessie wins}
Woop-de-doo, my finished part is barely started! Hopefully I'll have something more by Febuary.
I Never Thought I'd have to do This, but....
I'm adding blogging much much more often to my late New Year's Resolutions. It comes as a horror for me because I use to post every. single. day! Now I seem to never do it. I'm very sorry, followers. And yes, your giveaway is coming soon.
Let me go pretend to be active while eating chocolate and I'll come up with something creative to post tomorrow/today. And some pictures, hopefully.
Let me go pretend to be active while eating chocolate and I'll come up with something creative to post tomorrow/today. And some pictures, hopefully.
11 January 2013
New Year, New Blog Design.
{I'm sure many of you know what that's like.}
Anywho, I've got a new blog design! Do you like it? I've also got a new button, in case you want to replace it with my old one {if you put my old one of on your blog. If not... gee, this is rather awkward.}
I'd decided to leave my signature on for two reasons: one, I don't know how to take it off. two: even though it doesn't ''go'' with the design, I like it.
I also do free blog designs, if you'd like one! Here's my blog for designs {the design on there is in progress. I promise, if I design your blog, it will not look like that!! ;D}:
CLICK ON ME! CLICK ON ME AND ONE LITTLE CHEETO WILL BE HAPPY!
Anywho, I've got a new blog design! Do you like it? I've also got a new button, in case you want to replace it with my old one {if you put my old one of on your blog. If not... gee, this is rather awkward.}
I'd decided to leave my signature on for two reasons: one, I don't know how to take it off. two: even though it doesn't ''go'' with the design, I like it.
I also do free blog designs, if you'd like one! Here's my blog for designs {the design on there is in progress. I promise, if I design your blog, it will not look like that!! ;D}:
CLICK ON ME! CLICK ON ME AND ONE LITTLE CHEETO WILL BE HAPPY!
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